Genma, you better get that sexy ass of yours over to the fountain now. I'm naked, and I'm horny.

...shit.

Tsunade-sama? Some help please?

Genma, I am so sorry.

. . .

Um, help?

[ooc: Hayate is now pocket-sized for your convenience!]

Back to being my normal age again. Though it was interesting to be nearer to Genma's age for once, especially since I didn't really know him all that well back then, being that at fourteen I was only a chuunin.

I'm done being a moody brat now.

Genma, I'm sorry for putting you through all that. I hope you liked your not-very-surprising late surprise present.

Everyone's insane. Well, nearly everyone.

I think I'll get some cleaning done today, while everyone else is going nuts.

( Private to Genma//Unhackable )

. . .

My face hurts.

Wow, those explosions were kinda cool! I haven't seen anything like that in a long time! BOOM!!! Yeah!!!

Ne, ne, Genma, let's cuddle! Maybe more things will explode if we watch? :D??

Hm.

( Private//left on-screen for Genma to see )